Troubles reading an analog clock? Us too. The QLOCKTWO Touch by Biegert & Funk is a unique table clock that will tell you “it is half past seven” as a display of letters amongst a matrix of words on its face.

The body is milled from a single block of aluminum with bright LEDs illuminating the various words for clarity. Less boring than the clock on your microwave or DVR, the QLOCKTWO Touch ($599) is available in seven different colors and twelve different languages.